Hand assembled in Arizona

Even when you turn your back on Him, He will never leave or forsake you.

A tiny Jesus on a little wooden clothespin. Clip Him on your visor, your backpack, or, ideally, on somebody who has no idea.

DM us to order 25 for $35 · 50 for $50 · 100 for $79

What you're getting

Small, silly, and weirdly meaningful.

A little rubber Jesus with Jesus Loves You across His sash, glued by hand onto a birch clothespin. Five sash colors, and we don't sort them, so a handful is always a mix.

Blue and red sash Clip On Jesus figures on clothespins in the sun A yellow sash Clip On Jesus close up on a wooden clothespin White and green sash Clip On Jesus figures casting long shadows

The game

Clip Him on somebody.

The best thing about Clip On Jesus is that He is very easy to attach to a person who is not paying attention. That is not a side effect. That is the point.

  1. Pick your person

    A friend, your barista, your brother-in-law, the guy who cut you off in the parking lot and then apologized.

  2. Clip and walk away

    Back of the shirt is the classic. Hood, backpack, and ponytail are all in play.

  3. Wait for the discovery

    Sometimes it is thirty seconds. Sometimes they find Him three days later in a different city. Both are great.

  4. Let them keep Him

    He is not yours anymore. That is the part that sticks with people.

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Join the mission

Post it, tag us, and we'll put you on.

We want to see every single one of these land. When you catch a good reaction, send it to us and we will share it with everybody.

  1. Film the clip, or the catch

    Either the sneak or the moment they find Him. Vertical video, no editing required.

  2. Post it and tag @cliponjesus

    Instagram, TikTok, wherever you live. Tag us in the post itself, not just the caption.

  3. Send us a collab request

    On Instagram, invite @cliponjesus as a collaborator. When we accept, your video goes out to our whole audience under both our names.

  4. Tell them where He came from

    Drop cliponjesus.com so the person you got can go get their own and keep it moving.

Come hang out

Hilarious, fun, and heartfelt.

Reactions, catches, and the occasional thing that'll get you right in the chest. We're on all of them.

Order yours

The more you take, the more you give away.

25 clips $35 $1.40 each
50 clips $50 $1.00 each
100 clips $79 $0.79 each
  1. Send a DM. Message @cliponjesus on Instagram and say how many you want.
  2. We'll send you a total. Pay by Venmo. That is the entire checkout.
  3. They ship. Packed and mailed, usually within a couple of days.
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Figure
1.57 in / 4 cm rubber
Clothespin
1.4 in birch hardwood
Sash reads
Jesus Loves You
Colors
5, assorted, unsorted
Assembly
By hand, one at a time